archives: December 2009
Is there a beauty products junkie in your life? She’s sure to appreciate any of these classic, useful beauty gifts. They make great stocking stuffers, too! (Since we’re getting down to the wire, from here on out the gift guides will feature items that are easy to find in-person, not just online, so you can run out and get one on your lunch break. You’re welcome!)
Line with one side, smudge with the other. Comes in amazing colors, and much nicer quality than a lot of those drug store brands.
Quickliner, $14.50 at Clinique counters
I put this magic product in my mom and sister’s stockings one year, and now they get mad if I don’t do it every year. A perfect lip balm that also works great on dry skin, and to tame flyaways, and a million other uses.
Rosebud Salve, $5.59 at Drugstore.com and drugstores everywhere
Tread carefully or you risk of sending a “wow, your eyebrows are super bushy!” message with this one. But if you know she plucks already, you can’t beat the gold standard of tweezers.
Tweezerman Mini, $10-$12 at Ulta, Sephora and elsewhere
My sister once got me a bunch of travel-sized bottles of fancy hair products I would have been too chicken to try myself. GREAT gift. Recommended: Ojon dry shampoo (pictured); Fekkai products.
Ojon travel-sized dry shampoo, $10 at Sephora
Everyone needs hand cream at this time of year. This is way nicer than the stuff she buys herself. It goes on smooth, absorbs quickly, and smells divine. (I recommend the Almond Coconut scent.)
Hand Cream, $15 at Bloomingdales and at department stores
There’s one in every family- the person who has hard-to-predict taste, who already has everything, the one who is just impossible to shop for. If you can’t give them something that will make their life complete, you can at least try to make them smile.
Hah! Gin and Titonic! Get it? TiTONIC? Hilarious! (Jokes aside, these ice cubes are pretty cute. And if the family gathering gets a little stressful, you can put them right to work.)
Ice Cube Trays, $6 at Perpetual Kid
Elegant, useful design is ALWAYS a welcome gift. Perfect for cheese lovers, design-lovers, and those who will feel gratified that you thought they’d appreciate a gift that’s also featured in the permanent collection at MOMA. Bonus: many, many opportunities for “who cut the cheese” jokes. Presto!
Cheese slicer, $5 at MOMA Store
The newly digitally-remastered versions of all the Beatles albums really do sound different- clearer and crisper- than the original cd releases. Start someone off on collecting the new versions with the great 1st album- or pick what you think might be their favorite. Who can object to the Beatles? No one, that’s who.
Remastered Beatles Albums, $12.99 on Amazon
Does your impossible-to-buy-for someone happen to have a small dog? Will you please buy them this? Please? And then send me pictures? Thank you.
Dog Rudolph Costume, $10 on etsy
These are so unexpected and so, so lovely. Put one in the bottom of a glass of champagne for an elegant, delicious daytime cocktail. Unusual items like this are perfect for hard-to-shop-for folks. Plus, they’re tasty.
Hibiscus Flowers, $11 at Wildhibiscus.com
Hopefully, next year, these people will give us some suggestions or a wish list or something. This is exhausting.
Someone in your life home for the holidays? Give them something that will make them the hit of the dorm when they go back for second semester.
This adorable bowl looks like it has milk spilling over the sides. But it’s not just clever- is nice and deep, perfect for late night bowls of cereal or microwaved macaroni and cheese. Plus, it’s silicone, so it’s easy to clean and won’t break when its thrown in a box for storage over the summer.
Silicone cereal bowl, $13.99 at Perpetual Kid
What’s better than cheap beer in your dorm room with friends? Cheap beer consumed out of ridiculous paper cups with hilarious noses! I call dibs on one with a mustache!
Pick your nose cups, $10.75 at Amazon
I ate an unholy amount of these in college. A tub of these in your room = instant visitors. Probably best reserved for those traveling back to campus by car, so as to avoid overweight bag fees.
Red Vines 4-lb Tub, $10.66 on Amazon
Wood Grain Magnet Strips
Those quilted flower-fabric bulletin boards are SO 1990s. Try something sleeker and more modern for hanging those embarrassing pictures of her Saturday-night antics.
Magnetic Strips with 6 super-strong magnets, $8 at Velocity Art and Design
This lovely bowl is just made for sitting on a dresser. Perfect for storing rings, hair bands, or quarters for the laundry.
Caladium Bowl, $7.95 (on sale from $16) at Anthropologie
Aw, teenager. You’re so sullen. Cheer up! Here are some presents!
We Love Colors Tights
Would you have wanted it in the 80s? Do the pictures of you wearing it in the old days mortify you now? Perfect. That’s what she wants. These tights come in 51 amazing colors, including neons. Get a couple, secure your “cool aunt” status.
Tights, $8 each, at We Love Colors
Use this little gadget to keep those pesky headphone cords at bay. Sure, he never owned a cassette tape, but that doesn’t mean he can’t appreciate irony.
Headphone Winder, $8 at Fred Flare
This super-cool contraption amplifies the sound from your iPhone just by the shape of the plastic, using good old-fashioned physics. Excellent as a speaker for carrying with you in a backpack, or for those who are battery-phobic. (Via Maggie)
Griffin Acoustic Amplifier, $14.99 at Amazon
Allows her to doodle her initials with those of her crush in many delicious colors. Everyone loves new art supplies.
Sharpie Mini Markers, $11.73 at Amazon
DIY Duct Tape Wallet Kit
Imagine how cool she’ll feel when someone inquires after her badass wallet and she can say nonchalantly “oh, this old thing? I made it.”
Duct Tape Wallet Kit, $9.99 at Amazon
They ARE difficult- to shop for, to relate to, to endure- but we do love them, don’t we?
You know what would be really great? If someone I didn’t know that well, or who was at a loss for what to give me, skipped the slippers and just got me something really delicious instead. Some suggestions:
Vosges Minis
Vosges chocolate comes in outrageous and crazy-delicious flavors like Naga (with curry and coconut) and Bacon (with, um, bacon). I highly recommend the Barcelona (with sea salt and almonds). With this, you can create your own set and give someone 6 different flavors for a very friendly price.
Mix n’ Match Minis, $12.50 for 6 at Vosges
“Onion jam?” you ask? Oh yes. Spread this on some bread with tomato slices and sharp cheddar cheese for the most insanely delicious grilled cheese sandwhich of your life. Or, if you’re a traditionalist, serve with a big bloody steak. Either way: delicious.
Shallot Confit with Red Wine by Quince & Apple, $5.99 at Foodzie
Crispy, spicy, and addictively delicious. No one will care one bit that your signature Christmas cookies aren’t homemade.
Moravian Spice Cookies, $13 at Amazon
Oh my god. This vinegar is insane. Make a light vinaigrette for a salad of greens and fruit, use it to dress some fresh strawberries or, my favorite, drizzle it straight onto some grilled fish. Interesting, unusual, and delicious (and, at this price, a STEAL.)
A L’Olivier PAssionfruit Vinegar, $14.97 at Amazon
This honey has it all: great packaging, small-batch production, and the knowledge that you’re supporting a great cause. (Beeline products are made by participants in a workforce training program for ex-offenders who are trying to reenter the workforce. Cool, right?)
Beeline honey, 12 oz jar, $9 at Beeline Store
Yum.
At this time of year, it seems every weekend brings at least one cocktail party, open house, or gift exchange. Distinguish yourself from all the guests who show up with a mediocre $10 bottle of wine with one of these fine hostess gift options:
Bamboo Serving Spoon and Fancy Pasta Sauce
Stock up on these nice-looking spoons- a total steal at only 95 cents each- and tie them to a nice jar of pasta sauce with a pretty ribbon for a different, delicious gift. I’m partial to Lucini pasta sauces (available at Whole Foods and other grocery stores) for this purpose. Beautiful packages, all natural, and delicious. Trifecta.
Bamboo Serving Spoon, .95 each at Crate and Barrel
It seems too decadent to buy fancy salt for oneself- so you’ll get major points for bringing something so luxe. And for the same price as a bottle of wine, this will last a heck of a lot longer.
Fleur de Sel, $12.50 at Williams Sonoma
Letterpress Coasters
Guests are messy. Why not give them something to help combat those pesky rings from all those drinks? These letterpress coasters are gorgeous, with unusual designs and rich colors.
Letterpress Coasters, $12 at Greener Grass Design
If you come to a party at my house, bring me this. A beautifully illustrated, lovely-hued mini-calendar. The case inverts to a stand! Brilliant. (Helpful tip: also fits in an envelope for easy low-cost mailing to far-flung friends.)
Snow & Graham Mini 2010 Calendar, $12 at Greer Chicago
Vino Wine Glasses
What’s that? You’re going to a dinner party and have been specifically asked to bring wine? Fine, I’ll allow it. But why not make it a little more lasting with a set of these cute, dishwasher-safe and super-frugal wine glasses?
Set of 4 Vino Wineglasses, $9.95 at Crate and Barrel
There! Now you’re ready for anything. Party on, Wayne.



























